Like random shit from the internetz, just quotes here. Funny, stupid, etc you decide :)

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(There is a deal at my store that reduces the prices on DVDs if you get five or more. A customer rings up 4 DVDs.)

Me: “So, you know if you get another movie, it’ll cost you fifty cents less than what you have right now?”

Customer: “What did you say to me?”

Me: “Um, well, we have this deal…”

Customer: “If I wanted another DVD, I would have gotten one before. And I would pay for it, too, because I believe in the system we have running here. I don’t need no filthy communist telling me how to use my money!”

Me: “I really don’t think that’s how communism works, but okay. That’ll be eight bucks.”

Customer: “Don’t you tell me how communism works! I fought in that war!”

Me: “Which war?”

Customer: “The Cold War!”

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You think you had it bad? I was hit for 244 HP by a holy person. So many people in the wastes and I had to meet David Carradine...

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I red that holy man post too cc^^ Laughed my ass off!
My quote of the day:

"War is not an independent phenomenon, but the continuation of politics by different means"
Karl von Clausewitz

Lexx in a topic that discuss the new military base and the "prison" when you die on the map:

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Generic information #2: If someone is doing this on purpose, I might get pissed and swing the ban hammer. Just for personal lolz, of course.

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